9 Reasons to Stop Going to Movies

I’ve had enough. I finally understand why going to the movies is so frustrating.

• Every time I go, they ask me for money.
• The people that sit next to me never seem happy to see me.
• The seats are too uncomfortable.
• No matter how many of his movies I go to, Steven Spielberg never comes to visit me.
• Sometimes movies are more than two hours long, and I’m late getting home.
• The movies are often playing at times when I want to do other things.
• My parents dragged me to too many movies when I was growing up. As soon as I could decide for myself, I just wanted to stay home from the movies.
• I once read a book about movies, so I think I know as much as any director.
• I don’t think parents should take their children. Children should be allowed to choose for themselves what movies they like.

It's amazing how when you sit down and think about the movies like that, it puts it all into perspective. I always wanted an excuse to stop going, and now I've got one!