5 Reasons Why Putting Up the Christmas Decorations in November is Like Premarital Sex

1. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?
2. I don't want to come off as a prude, or a kill-joy.
3. That's just not the way that the world works anymore.
4. It's the only way to get ready in time for Christmas.
5. Christmas is good! Why shouldn't I be able to celebrate as soon as I want to?